Slow Day In Carlow: Only One Suicide
The latest OMG😱-Op ™️ doesn’t warrant the label ‘Hubbabaluvva’. It was even lamer than the Parnell hoax but we’ll mention it anyway as there are sheep out there grazing on RTE manure who will buy it
We interrupt your Bank(rupt) Holiday Weekend to bring you the latest episode of Clownworld Direland
The garda chickolini were on the doss in Carlow yesterday playing with their leftover Christmas crackers (20 for a euro on the garda-run black market). To be fair, they did a great job during the draining exercise lining up their orange bollards nice and straight to terrify the baa-baa brigade, despite being well and truly in the tick (silent h) of their long weekend craic. No sniffing please.
Warning: The following footage may help you to realise they are staging shootings to keep you in fear and roll out the AI surveillance state
Conveniently, it was closing time when they ‘went live’ (lol) with their latest pathetic drill at ‘The Fairgreen’ which is neither fair nor green, just another concrete monument to rancid consumerism to keep the stupid goy distracted from having any actual meaning in their lives.
On cue as usual, the whore media projectile vomited the normal tripe straight out of their CNN/Mossad Handbooks: Psyop Lingo Section
‘White Male’ ✅
‘Active Shooter’ ✅
‘Dark Web’ ✅
‘Known To Authorities’ (because working for them) ✅
‘Not Terrorism’ ✅
Hazmat Brigade And Empty Tent ✅
Crime Sinister sends his thoughts and prayers (to Moloch) ✅
Boring… ✅
Still, it could have been worse. They could have thrown in a ‘manifesto’ putting the blame on some far right crisis actor like Yizzer.
The mystery (in)active shooter who had spent years plotting the attack (not) and researching rifles on the scary ‘dark web’ (not) managed to miss everyone but himself. Big flop. Sounds like something the fluorescent brigade would do.
In case you’re not keeping up, here’s another drill they ran in April at a muddy brigade shopping centre in Kildare ‘to test the response’. Handy. They might accidentally-on- purpose borrow some footage from it for the Carlow op during the slow leak of fake information from the presstitutes over the coming days.
Now you are updated on the latest Paddywhackery.
Back to sleep Pyreland until the next pitiful op.
Note to Gardai: please go back to what you do best and stop embarrassing yourselves.
Saying it like it really is Gemma, people need to wake up
Great article Gemma. I laughed my way through it. The minute it was announced, I was saying whoaa to myself. So soon after the Liverpool one, do they think we're that stupid, I love your little pet words like Yisser etc. Yep, let's keep laughing at them. Our real worry is the psycopath on the other side of the pond and our obedient morans in the Dáil