Problem, Reaction, Solution: 'Overtourism' To Blame For Convenient Funicular 'Crash'
Like trout to the fly, the fake news were out with their laughable anti-tourism stories as soon as the latest trauma ritual from Lisbon went live
Did you know that 33 million tourists are predicted to travel to Portugal in 2025? I kid you not. And here’s another quirky story for you: Portugal recently warned 33 million Brits to be careful when using their dashcams on holiday there. What are the chances of that magic number being plucked from the air by the media on two separate occasions in recent months? About the same as the steel cable on the 140-year-old funicular in Lisbon snapping in two. Of course both 33 stories were inane media fabrications (when they use their hoax code 33, they’re signalling to each other that it’s fake) and it seems last week’s tram ‘crash’ doesn’t stand up to scrutiny either.
When the latest scare went live on Wednesday in Lisbon, the initial scripted figure for dead and injured just happened to be, wait for it, 33!
As always with these ‘mass casualty’ media events, the fake news offer the solution to the ‘problem, reaction, solution’ component within minutes of the theatre going live. Funicular crash equals subliminal message for too many tourists.
‘Lisbon strong. Tourists bad’. The event had barely been launched when the geniuses in the media were spouting it had been caused by ‘overtourism.’ If that doesn’t make you suspicious… You have to hand it to these guys. When their jobs are taken over by AI, they’ll always find work in comedy.
For centuries, funiculars have been climbing up and down the hill towns of Europe without incident, mostly for the purposes of transporting local residents up steep ascents. But they have always been a popular tourist attraction too, so that means it’s time they were phased out, courtesy of the JewN.
On a recent trip to Napoli, we were looking forward to taking a ride in its famous funicular but the shutters were down when we arrived and there was no indication as to when they would be reopened. The thought crossed my mind that there was more to this closure and that it was linked to the 2030 ‘we will control all of your movements’ Agenda. So it was uncanny that the Lisbon event should happen just a couple of weeks later.
On a sidenote: Naples is one of the most beautiful and historically significant (especially from a Catholic perspective) cities in the world but it has been utterly destroyed by graffiti and almost every building in the old quarter has been desecrated in what is clearly a coordinated Antifa-style campaign to vandalise this Italian jewel. Centuries-old churches have been particularly targeted - the facade of the stunning San Gennaro cathedral, famous for its blood liquefaction miracle, has been covered in a grotesque poster canvas (so-called modern art) for many months infuriating locals. It would bring you to tears to see what they have done but the Jews behind these uglification programmes are laughing.
This year, their scriptwriters have been working overtime in their efforts to kill tourism as per Agenda 2030 by driving fear into holidaymakers and frequent fliers with almost weekly horror drills.
How many fake air crashes have we been subjected to in 2025? We can’t say all of the below were psyops but you can sure a good chunk of them were, most notably the Potomac, Hudson River and Air India charades.
And throughout the year, there’s been a relentless stream of fear porn about the dangers of going on holiday from killer bee attacks to deadly waves. Here’s just a short sample:
Have you got the message yet? Going on holiday is scary and dangerous and ruins the climate of course. You’re much better off staying in your 15-minute-shitty where no harm can come to you. Very safe and effective, especially if you’re a Jewish billionaire trying to control the useless goyim slaves.
The anti-tourism protests involving the jewsual rent-a-mob are obviously staged as well. There is no holiday resort in Europe whose residents would call for a ban on tourism, because tourism is their bread and butter. Without foreign visitors, they have no livelihood so it’s patently clear we’re looking at paid actors working for the powers-that-shouldn’t-be who will do anything at this stage to keep you in your ‘safe space’.
And so we turn to the Lisbon event which bears the stench of rotten mackerel it is so off. The incident allegedly took place last Wednesday evening just after 6pm. The funicular in Lisbon uses a counterweight pulley system so that when one car goes up, the other comes down. Apparently, the steel cable connecting the two trams broke within six metres of them beginning their respective journeys in central Lisbon. This, we’re told, resulted in the carriage on its descent increasing in speed, derailing, turning over and crashing into a building. An inspection had apparently taken place on the morning of the incident and everything appeared in perfect working order.
It’s very convenient that the virtually invincible trolley tram that trundles up and down the hills of Lisbon hundreds of times a week without incident would suddenly go into freefall just when the transport gods are looking to get rid of them. Here’s what AI has to say about their replacement:
So the recent ‘crash’ was perfectly timed, as so many stunts are. There are many other giveaways, not least the awful crisis actors and their sneering duping delight, the impossible stories of miracles and heroes conjured up by the media within hours of the event, the legions of emergency workers, fire brigades and ambulances, the orchestrated candlelit vigils, tacky floral displays, tear-jerking scenes of hugging bystanders and visits by puppeticians, the blurred video footage and inevitable GoFraudMe campaigns. Everything co-ordinated. Every single box ticked.
Here’s some footage of the event. Ask yourself why would anybody be filming the ground and posteriors of passengers just before the moment of impact. What is the real purpose of this video? Could it be to make the event seem real?
Let’s take a look at the statistical likelihood of the incident happening. The funicular had an impeccable safety record in its 140 years with just one other notable incident of derailment in 2018 when nobody was hurt. There are two braking mechanisms which come into play should a cable snap as is alleged to have happened in this case. How did both of these also fail? The cable itself was only half way through its life span: 337 days (33 again) into a 600 day cycle so what exactly caused it to snap? It couldn’t have been wear and tear.
We are told the tram was moving at 37mph at the time of the crash. That seems very fast for a carriage approaching a major junction as this one was. Most of the time, the funicular trundles along because it is climbing, descending, stopping and starting. How did it gain so much speed in such a short space of time? And how did both of the braking systems manage to fail?
Aerial drone footage taken above the crash scene in the immediate aftermath reveals no sign of any body parts, fresh blood or injured victims suggesting that the tram was empty. Examine it yourself and see if you can find anything resembling human remains. Why are sheets of white paper flapping in the wind seemingly unscathed, reminiscent of the 9/11 event? If this was a real crash, there is no way drone or any footage of the scene would be released by any mainstream media or the authorities while the wreckage was still being scrutinised for remains and body parts. Why was this permitted? To make the event seem real?
And here is footage from the ground taken immediately after the alleged crash. Can you see 16 dead bodies and 17 injured? I can’t. But the people jumping out of the lower tram look like they are bad actors.
Accounts from alleged survivors are also dubious. As always, the media had the back stories of the deceased within 24 hours, even though most of them were apparently foreign - handy. How was this information obtained so quickly? How did the media have the lowdown on their holidays, and their relatives lined up for interviews in such a short space of time. It is simply not possible for all of this detail to be collated in such a time span. When real tragedy strikes, getting families to talk is next to impossible. They are simply too traumatised.
Take this brother of a victim - he’s remarkably chipper about the loss of his sibling with his smiling eyes throughout the interview. As for the reporter…
Needless to say, his niece who ‘lost’ her father and mother in the episode had a GoFundMe up and running within hours of their deaths. Would you actually do that if you had just lost both of your parents in a tragedy of this kind?
And then there’s Rasha ‘my husband, the doctor’ Abdo who had to tell her ‘husband the doctor’ to go and see if he could rescue anyone. Did he need to be told this by his wife? Despite her woeful English, her story is simply not credible not least the footage of them ‘jumping from the window’.
The final report on the cause of the incident won’t be released for, wait for it, at least a year by which time everyone will have forgotten about all of the anomalies and the choreographers of the charade will have come up with dozens of other ploys to try to stop you from going on holiday. So if you can spare the cash and time, travel with abandon. It’s one way of giving the regime a piece of your mind. And don’t forget to enjoy the local funicular on your trip, if it hasn’t been shut down!
Until such time as they provide real proof that this incident happened, we’re not buying it. That is the way you should approach every media event that goes viral. They got away with 9/11 and Covid. They believe they can get away with anything.
Apart from wanting to shut down characteristic tourist attractions, they want to destroy everything that is traditional, historic and beautiful about Catholic Europe. Defend it while you still can, at a local level.
Great work again Gemma and great to have you back. Not easy dealing with all the madness but you help our discernment brilliantly as always. God Bless You.